Saturday, August 14, 2010
Moongirl to Vote - New Prime Minister of Australia -
Moongirl will be voting in our Federal Election next Saturday. There are two main candidates, Julia Gillard (Labour Party)and Tony Abbott (Coalition Liberal). Julia Gillard has a suspiciously incredulous likeness to Pinnochio in that her nose grows every time she answers a question. Then we have Tony Abbott, who himself stated that he intends to say as little as possible throughout his campaign. Tony attends the debates with a smug grin on a face that is overshadowed by the biggest pair of ears I have seen since "Jumbo" the elephant. And like Jumbo, as you know Elephants never lie, Tony Abbott will tell no lies. Do you know why? Because he stated at the outset that he intends to say as little as possible. Now how can he lie if he says nothing? Someone must make a new cartoon strip out of these two characters, for surely neither of them is real? In any case Moongirl already knows who she will vote for next Saturday. Moongirl is voting for her dog Moondog. He is the smartest, most honest and caring male in this world. Enough said. This is Moongirl signing off.